On April 14, 1865, while watching a performance of "Our American Cousin" at Ford's Theater, President Abraham Lincoln was assassinated by John Wilkes Booth.

Of course, historians now realize this is only part of the truth.

Due to unprecedented historical research funding, we can now see history the way it should have been. Was Booth acting in self-defense? Or was Lincoln aware of the plot to assassinate him, and quick on the draw? Either way, it can now be said: Lincoln shot first.

Prove your devotion to revisionist history by pre-ordering one of these T-shirts. $18.00 (includes shipping). This is a pre-order, so you're guaranteed to get the right size if you buy now! The shirts should be ready by early November, and will be shipped soon afterwards. Remember to include your shipping address and desired size! Thanks!

DUE TO OVERWHELMING DEMAND, THE PRE-ORDER IS NOW CLOSED! But don't worry! I am ordering extras, and will give you information soon on how to buy if you missed out!

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